Joshua Bales

I'm just this guy, you know?

Eat A Dick, Truancy-bot

Well, this is a little bit disappointing:
Nicholas Gurewitch has just announced that he’s retiring his Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip.
Sort of.
“It’s really not as big a deal as it might seem,” Nicholas said today. “I’ll simply be producing comics at a pace I’m more comfortable with.” Monday newspapers publishing his strip received the surprising announcement [...]

Hypocrisy?

It’s amazing to me the number of hipster kids that are out there. I see them everywhere. The other day I was getting coffee and two of them sitting next to each other — inside, with scarves wrapped around their neck, sof course — reading the same book: Choke, by Chuck Palahniuk. [...]

Peoplez = Yum

Does it make me a bad person because I don’t see anything inherently wrong with the idea behind Soylent Green?
For those who haven’t ever seen it and don’t wish to know the big “secret” of the film, I suggest not reading on. Continue at your own peril. Ye be warned.
Well, I guess [...]

OHMYGODANEWINDYTRAILER!

. . . at least that’s what I think I should be saying, except I’m not.
I’ve been stoked about Indy IV since it was first announced, back in ‘00. This excitement has grown exponentially since then, especially this year, since the movie is coming out in a little over three months. The teaser trailer was [...]

Post With The Not-Most

It’s done.
At long fucking last it’s done.
It’s safe to say that I’ve put more work into building this son of a bitch than I have since when I first sat down six years ago and thought, Huh. How about I make a blog? Perhaps that will finally satisfy these narcissistic tendencies I’ve been experienceing. Then [...]

More Anti Than Hero

Perseverance, aided by half a bottle of vodka, and here I am, having finally figured out WordPress themes. The main page looks pretty much the way it should, with a few small tweaks needed here and there. The other pages . . . not so much. They’re completely functional as far as [...]