Quote of the Day
Head is hurting so bad I wish it would fall off, but I wanted to share with you the Quote of the Day:
“A gentleman’s todger should never be larger than the fine cigar he smokes.” –Winstonchurchil
Sage wisdom, indeed.
The Ten Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time
John Scalzi relinked the other day to his version of a holiday classic: “The Ten Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time.”
Every year, for the last five or so years, Scalzi relinks to it, and every year I reread it because a) it’s so damn funny, and b) I generally forget what most of the [...]
Hooker: A Short Film
This guy I know, Nick Pappagiorgio, filmed a short movie with some of his friends. It is many things: charming, awkward, and more than a little NSFW. After watching it, you will probably feel somewhat discomforted. I know I was.
A bit of background info, as taken from the YouTube description:
A scene from [...]
Damn These Mitten Hands Of Mine!
Lately, whenever I am feeling down or a little sad, I open this photo…
…and I remember that someone always has it worse than me. And that cheers me up.
Of course, Nate the Penguin also does a wonderful job of brightening my mood.
Still Here
Just out and about quite a bit lately. I’m off work this entire week, which is swell, and have just been busy playing Starcraft, NBA Jam, writing, hanging out, and gambling.
More later. And in case I don’t post again before Christmas (which seems probable), I hope everyone has a fantastic, secular Christmas, and leave [...]
“Life Sucks”
Every time I look at this poor, miserable penguin, a smile comes to my face:
I think I am going to name him Nate.
JAB
Time to Rectify the Situation
If you’re feeling particularly brave, click through to watch a short video clip demonstrating “The Dangers of Anal Sex.” (Oh, and if you couldn’t figure it out from the title, the video is certainly NSFW.)
My heart goes out to that poor, poor cracked-out woman and her now misshapen rectum.
You can thank Sarah for showing me [...]
lolzombies
I am both equally annoyed and pleased that someone thought of this before me. Annoyed because I am not apparently as clever as I thought, yet pleased because this shit is fucking great.
The domain “lolzombie.com” is still available, though. I am seriously considering buying it and start lolzombie-ing myself.
Is there anyone out there who might [...]
Eat A Dick, Truancy-bot
Well, this is a little bit disappointing:
Nicholas Gurewitch has just announced that he’s retiring his Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip.
Sort of.
“It’s really not as big a deal as it might seem,” Nicholas said today. “I’ll simply be producing comics at a pace I’m more comfortable with.” Monday newspapers publishing his strip received the surprising announcement [...]
WEE-WEE, PISS-PISS
Those of you with youngsters will either find this funny or horrible, or possibly some strange combination of both:
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