Joshua Bales

I'm just this guy, you know?

R.I.P. GeoCities

Today’s XKCD reminded me that Yahoo’s GeoCities web hosting service was closing its doors today, and taking the zillions of late ’90s- and early ’00s-era we pages offline forever.
I used GeoCities for my first two web sites: “Elephantitic Monkey” and “Stranded on the Edge of Infinity.” I made Elephantitic Monkey when I was still [...]

I Actually Heard That Green Day Was Opening For The Press Conference

Ah, it’s a wonderful thing to live in this modern age, where a remarkable scientific find, such as the discovery of a 47-million-year-old fossil that could possibly be a missing link between primates and the rest of the animal kingdom, is presented to the public with a media blitz rivaled only by the release of [...]

AWESOME

I got a new toy today:

It’s a Toshiba Satellite M115-S3094. Cost me 600 bucks, 150 cheaper than at the regular price. I got to Best Buy this morning right as they opened, and felt sort of numb: About fifty people were lined up outside. I thought to myself, Shit, and glumly strode [...]