A Dinnertime Tale

Me: [sets down a bowl of food in front of Fozzie]

Fozzie: I’m not eating this

Me: [accidentally kicks over the bowl of food all over the goddamn floor]

Fozzie: ok now I’ll eat it [begins eating]

2 comments / Add your comment below

  1. A most respectful response from Fozzie. Spares you the indignity of cleaning up after your clumsiness. Man’s best friend.

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