I was scrolling IG, and this post caught my eye: TACO BELL ZODIAC: the signs as taco bell menu items. Astrological signs don’t normally much interest me — I’m a cartomancy man myself — but I do know my sign, obviously, and given the premise, how could I not scroll left to see what kind of taco a Pisces is?
Turns out we Pisceans are a cheesy bean & rice burrito, which is cool — I love beans, rice, and cheese, especially when they’re covered in sauce and wrapped in a burrito. The description, on the other hand, is cold-blooded. Not wholly accurate — I’m not easy to manipulate, and my artistic talents lie more with the written word than music — but nonetheless damn. When I read mine, I audibly laughed.
How accurate or inaccurate is yours, gentle reader?
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